Really? Sorry. I know I sound like a 14 year-old but it's best I could come up with when I saw this request from an app on my iPhone. The application, Hipstamatic, is one my my favorites and one of the more innovative photo taking app in the Apple store, yet it represents a lot of what is at the core of privacy complaints that even non-privacy wonks can relate to and experience personally.
I was very disappointed to see the window below when I tried to use my Facebook credentials to sign in (never a good idea) to the Hipstamatic account log-on that I had forgotten.
You can see the requested credentials that the app is asking for. But the really shocker, and indicative of the very privacy issue that more and more consumers are starting to awake to and protest against, is the is in the highlighted section at the bottom and the perceived need for access to my data even when I'm not using the application!
Is there anything left to say but, Really? ('WTF?' was a non-starter. My boss might be reading this blog)
Privacy and security are typically good things. But the way they are implemented or presented to real people to follow in the real world are not always realistic. Sometimes they are just down right ridiculous.
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
The Most Egregious (and refreshingly honest) Privacy Policy You May Ever Read
This is an actual Privacy Policy excerpted in in all of its full glory from the website, http://skipity.com, a Google-like search engine.
If nothing else, this policy should win an award for its 'emperor has no clothes' approach to privacy (or a lack thereof).
I would ask "How much worse is this approach of pure and unadulterated honesty in advertising, versus the usual unfair and deceptive practices we have seen with some of the most sophisticated and privacy savvy web companies in the world? Read on and enjoy...
Privacy Policy
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abeyance subject to adjudication pro se and terms whereto superseding justifies
the underscore until res judicata thuslyrelieving ALL satisfactions. All parties
hereby agree to wit habeas corpus.
We firmly believe that privacy both inconsequential and unimportant to you. If it were not, you probably would not have a Facebook, Twitter, or LinkedIn account: and you certainly wouldn't ever use a search engine like Google. If you're one of those tin-foil-hat wearing crazies that actually cares about privacy: stop using our services and get a life.
We agree with Mark Zuckerberg when he pithily opined "The age of Privacy is Over."
Our privacy policy is a reflection of this conviction. Therefore, to satisfy the absurd privacy requirements of various legal entities (and so you understand exactly where you stand with us) we are pleased to present our privacy policy:
1. We are the company that cares about your privacy. Specifically, while most other companies are concerned with protecting your privacy, we care about profiteering and violating it when expedient or useful.
2. You may think of using any of our programs or services as the privacy equivalent of living in a webcam fitted glass house under the unblinking eye of Big Brother: you have no privacy with us. If we can use any of your details to legally make a profit, we probably will.
3. We will track and log everything we can about all the dirty (and clean) things you do and like with cookies, GPS, secure connections and or whatever technology exists today or becomes available at any time in the future.
4. By using any of our services, you grant us permission to surgically implant a tracking microchip of our choosing in your body and sell all collected information to the highest bidder . . . and to all other bidders. You also agree to regular updates and reinstalls of said device entirely at our discretion for up to 50 years after the end of your natural life.
5. If the opportunity arises to sell or otherwise use this or any information, data or meta data about you or your world, we will jump at that opportunity like a pitbull on a fresh steak
6. Please email us to tell us some of your secrets. We may, at our sole discretion (or lack thereof), broadcast, reveal, sell, manipulate, or otherwise use these secrets, or any information we collect to our benefit whenever, wherever, and however we choose.
7. We are right now looking at you through your webcam. Do you always move your lips like that when you read? We also recorded what you were doing last week and are sending the video to (you know who). If the prior statements are not true, it's because in addition to everything else, we reserve the right to lie to you, and you agree to believe us and hold us harmless for any and all such lies. Furthermore, if we are not recording everything you're doing through your webcam, it's either because we haven't figured out how, you're just not that interesting, or both.
8. We are serious about all of the above. So don't go trying to sue us later with some nonsense like "I thought that was all satire." All your privacy are belong to us. We mean it.
9. Cookies: We like chocolate chip cookies. You agree to furnish any employee or associate of our company with fresh chocolate chip cookies upon request. That's the price of using our programs and or services (in addition to any other price we come up with).
10. Spam. You agree that nothing we do with the access and information you grant to us shall be called Spam: even if it is. We prefer the term "bacon", because . .. mmmmmmmm bacon.
Thats' it! So Go Ahead and try Skipity:
skipity
We firmly believe that privacy both inconsequential and unimportant to you. If it were not, you probably would not have a Facebook, Twitter, or LinkedIn account: and you certainly wouldn't ever use a search engine like Google. If you're one of those tin-foil-hat wearing crazies that actually cares about privacy: stop using our services and get a life.
We agree with Mark Zuckerberg when he pithily opined "The age of Privacy is Over."
Our privacy policy is a reflection of this conviction. Therefore, to satisfy the absurd privacy requirements of various legal entities (and so you understand exactly where you stand with us) we are pleased to present our privacy policy:
1. We are the company that cares about your privacy. Specifically, while most other companies are concerned with protecting your privacy, we care about profiteering and violating it when expedient or useful.
2. You may think of using any of our programs or services as the privacy equivalent of living in a webcam fitted glass house under the unblinking eye of Big Brother: you have no privacy with us. If we can use any of your details to legally make a profit, we probably will.
3. We will track and log everything we can about all the dirty (and clean) things you do and like with cookies, GPS, secure connections and or whatever technology exists today or becomes available at any time in the future.
4. By using any of our services, you grant us permission to surgically implant a tracking microchip of our choosing in your body and sell all collected information to the highest bidder . . . and to all other bidders. You also agree to regular updates and reinstalls of said device entirely at our discretion for up to 50 years after the end of your natural life.
5. If the opportunity arises to sell or otherwise use this or any information, data or meta data about you or your world, we will jump at that opportunity like a pitbull on a fresh steak
6. Please email us to tell us some of your secrets. We may, at our sole discretion (or lack thereof), broadcast, reveal, sell, manipulate, or otherwise use these secrets, or any information we collect to our benefit whenever, wherever, and however we choose.
7. We are right now looking at you through your webcam. Do you always move your lips like that when you read? We also recorded what you were doing last week and are sending the video to (you know who). If the prior statements are not true, it's because in addition to everything else, we reserve the right to lie to you, and you agree to believe us and hold us harmless for any and all such lies. Furthermore, if we are not recording everything you're doing through your webcam, it's either because we haven't figured out how, you're just not that interesting, or both.
8. We are serious about all of the above. So don't go trying to sue us later with some nonsense like "I thought that was all satire." All your privacy are belong to us. We mean it.
9. Cookies: We like chocolate chip cookies. You agree to furnish any employee or associate of our company with fresh chocolate chip cookies upon request. That's the price of using our programs and or services (in addition to any other price we come up with).
10. Spam. You agree that nothing we do with the access and information you grant to us shall be called Spam: even if it is. We prefer the term "bacon", because . .. mmmmmmmm bacon.
Thats' it! So Go Ahead and try Skipity:
skipity
Thursday, January 5, 2012
My 12 Privacy Resolutions for 2012
1. Unsubscribe from all e-mails and
newsletters you don't read, never read anymore or never actively signed up for.
Your e-mail address is just going to be sold to other marketers or mailing
lists anyway so start to cut down on the clutter.
2. Update and strengthen your
passwords that you use for critical, financial and other data heavy websites.
3. Stop updating everyone on your
location via smartphone apps. No one really cares and you're just letting
thieves know you are not home so they can rob you.
4. When putting mail in the mailbox
for the Postman to pick up, don't lift the flag to indicate that there is mail
in the box. The mailman will find it anyway. Leaving the flag up tells ID
thieves that you have some mail that may contain some interesting personal
data.
5. Pay all of your bills online.
C'mon, it's 2012.
6. Stop using your debit card to
make online or offline purchases, or buy gas; use a credit card only. Using a
debit card gives a thief direct access to your checking account, making it
difficult to prove fraud, and preventing you from taking advantage of consumer
protection laws that most credit cards offer.
7. Do an exhaustive Google search on
your self to see what information is out there so you can see what the
blogosphere is saying about you, if anything.
8. Make sure the "Do not
track" option is checked in your browser's setting.
9. If you haven't already, start to
integrate the concept of 'privacy by design' into your business and/or IT
development processes; don't try bolting it on once the process or application
is complete and ready to be rolled out.
10. Formalize and publicize a social
media policy within your company so everyone knows what the rules are.
11. Formalize and publicize your
position on consumerized IT within your company, again, so everyone knows what
the rules are.
12. Finally realize that there is no
such thing as 'free' on the internet. No free iPads or dinner coupons to
Cheesecake factory, or trips to Disney World. Stop clicking on those offers or
accepting the links on Facebook. And no, you are not really the 1,000,000th
visitor(!!!) to a site and have not really won anything. Pass it on.
Friday, December 30, 2011
'Security Through Obscurity' shows lack of maturity
My last post for 2011 will be about a favorite and common
topic amongst security professionals: the art and technique of ‘security
through obscurity.’ Anyone and
everyone in the privacy and security fields knows about this and I am sure that
95% of the readers have knowingly used this approach to protect data and other
assets (the other 5% are probably lying).
Simply put, the ‘security through obscurity’ control, if you will, is making some
weakness so discreet, subtle or inconspicuous that you are hoping that a user
or bad guys does not find the loophole or back door, intentionally or otherwise.
I am not talking here about unanticipated ways to defeat your explicit and
obvious controls that the developers or programmers could have never contemplated;
I am talking about the “ignore that man behind the curtain” ones. Exactly the
ones that little Toto sniffing under a curtain uncovers….Like the empty police
car on the side of the highway. Or like stating that your password complexity
requirements are 9 characters that must consist of 1 lower case letter, 1
number, 1 special character and 1 upper case letter. And then not enforcing the
policy.
I got to thinking about this when I recently thought about a
line in a Gnarls Barkley song, “Smiley Faces.” The line was “Was knowing your weakness what made you
strong?” Now I have asserted in the past that a secret is only a secret if
it remains between a minimal amount of people; when the world knows it, it
becomes as useful, and valuable as yesterday’s newspaper. And if you would make
(most) private data held by governmental institutions and corporations easily
available to any one, acquiring it would mean nothing since it cannot be
readily misused, like it can be today. In the security context, knowing that
the weakness exists in your application/program/website is the strength you
need to resolve the fault proactively. And in the future, you can build in
‘privacy by design’ rather than trying to bolt on security after the fact.
Always an ugly outcome, both aesthetically and from a user experience.
My point here is that relying on the ‘security through
obscurity’ approach, to any degree, for information protection shows an overall
lack of sophistication and maturity in your security process and program. I
realize that many companies take this approach because it is cheap and fast to
deploy – building in proper controls takes time and money. Ultimately, though you
will have two choices when you decide to take a path toward security: you can
either pay now or pay later. You pay now by making the investment in proper
coding controls and preventative measures; you pay later when someone finds the
weakness/hole in your program, application or website and posts it on YouTube
and then you have re-engineer the code all over again, making double work. In
my opinion, paying now lays the groundwork in your organization for both a
respect for security and privacy considerations as a corporate value, and for a
discipline of doing the right thing right now.
Make a New Year’s resolution then to avoid the temptation of
at least one venial sin this year as you think about your security program and
policies in 2012– the sin of sloth.
Happy New Year!
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Ignoring Risk management is the riskiest act of all
I always say that
everything comes down to risk management. From whether you fly or drive to your
vacation spot, to whether you have one more beer at the party, to what stocks
you invest in within your 401(K), it all comes down to decisions about risk.
Sometimes the decisions are monumental, but mostly they’re insignificant. Most
of the time we can ignore, or accept the risks we take on daily with no impact,
other times we see the very real repercussions.
If there were ever a
poster child for what happens when you blatantly ignore risk management, it
would have to be Jon Corzine. The former
CEO of MF Global, and former Governor
of New Jersey, and former Chairman of
Goldman Sachs – whom you would think would understand essentials of risk
management as well as anyone on this planet, apparently routinely ignored the
pleadings of his Chief Risk Officer about the tenuous position of the firms
investment positions.
Tragically, Mr. Corzine not
only ignored what his Risk Officer was telling him, he undermined him by
complaining to others in the company about the “dour attitude and persistence”
(?!?!) of the Risk Officer.
No surprise that the
Chief Risk Officer was let go in March of this year.
The act of ignoring risk
management as the riskiest possible action is a tautogical overstatement of
mythical proportions. It is true
that America's culture, more than any
other in the world, forgives failure, tolerates risks, and embraces uncertainty
in almost any endeavor. In fact the more brazen the better. Think of the Moon
landing, or Evel Knieval.
Yet what is it about a CEO who
arguable is a brilliant individual, with undeniable talent, insight and an ability
to lead organizations successfully that allowed him to take on risks that were
not commensurate with his company’s, or at least his Chief Risk Officer’s risk
appetite? Your CRO and General Counsel should be the two people with whom you
get full agreement on every significant decision that you as a CEO makes. Undermining
your CRO about his warnings on your risky behavior is like telling everyone
your cardiologist is a ‘Debbie Downer’ because he diagnosed you with lung
cancer.
I think our general nonchalance,
or maybe disdain for risk management in general stems from what we as lay
people interpret as its accessibility. Everyone has heard or has used the
question “What’s the risk?” Yet how many people really under stand true risk
management principles? Inherent risk?
Residual risk? Really? Do you know
what it means? (Ultimately, I blame Parker Bros. for creating the board game,
Risk, which we all played as kids. Now everyone thinks they understand, in
addition to world domination, ‘risk.’)
You rarely hear people throwing
the term “quantum physics” around as cavalierly as we do with the phrase “risk management.”
Many of us in the Corporate world think we understand what risk management is
like many homeowners think they under electricity or plumbing. Sure, you can
change a faucet out or wire a ceiling fan, but would you as untrained homeowner
really think that it is worth the risk (the word, again) to rewire the circuit
panel that powers your whole house? Most rational individuals don’t think it is
worth the tradeoff of saving the $300 it costs to have the electrician come and
do the job right, versus the possibility of burning your own house down. A
tough sell to the wife under any circumstances.
Just like I don’t expect my
dentist to tell me about best practices in privacy, I don’t pretend I know the
best way to extract a bicuspid either. So, please, begin to give risk
management its due as a genuine discipline practiced by professionals who have
different and specialized skills that you don’t have. Don Corleone needed a
professional risk manager (Consigliere, Tom Hayden) and so do you, I’ll bet.
Don’t go it alone. It’s not worth the risk.
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Ready for its closeup: Privacy in the Board Room
When (and if) you ever think of or hear the term “Board of Directors”
you probably envision of panel of crusty, old-timers sitting around a long
board room table day-dreaming, doodling, or dozing off while a CEO goes through
yet another Death by PowerPoint presentation. If you think those people are
there just to enhance their resume and collect their stipend, think again. It’s
whole new world for Board members these days.
The visibility and implied responsibility that Board members have in
today’s business environment is as substantial as it has ever been. No longer
can Board members be asleep at the wheel while the CEO and/or the company
explore every whim or hare-brained idea they want. Starting somewhere around
the implosion of Enron back in 2001, investors and other interested observers began
asking in earnest “Where was the Board in
all of this?”
As recently as late 2010, the Board of Hewlett-Packard fired CEO Mark
Hurd in a very public way claiming some impropriety with a female contractor
and his expense reports. Even during the most recent scandal at Penn State, the
media began questioning why the college’s Board of Trustee’s did not raise a
red flag or call into question the very questionable actions of a rogue
assistant coach. So why has this group of people who had forever been seen by
many as rubber stamps now suddenly, and
finally, taking on task of ‘guardians of the corporate reputation’?
The Board of Directors or Trustees acts in trust for the shareholders
and employees of a company or taxpayers and students in the case of a school.
They are tasked with ensuring that integrity of action and quality of product
is delivered by the institution that they are with which they are engaged. It
is a duty that should not be taken lightly; and appears as though it is taken
more seriously now that ever.
Good thing too. In addition to overseeing their respective institutions,
one duty that governing boards must address is the various competing priorities
of mission, vision, growth and the mundane administrative. One contemporary
matter that will be occupying the board’s agenda more and more is that of
privacy - privacy of customer’s data, privacy of driver’s location, privacy of
users preferences, privacy of subscriber’s habits, and on and on.
Privacy must be a board level topic. Why? Because privacy and its
first cousin, security, are not just compliance issues anymore; they are
business issues. Business issues that deserve a seat at the table just like
innovation, marketing, sales and design have had for years. A company with a
core corporate value of privacy has a distinct competitive advantage over one
that treats its customer’s privacy cavalierly. Witness two of the year’s highest
profile cases of consumer backlash against a company’s apparent disregard of
its customer’s privacy: Google’s covert use of collecting Gmail accounts when
it rolled out its Social Circles product in May this year, and Facebook censure
by the FTC for a host of infractions, all centered around their indifference to
user’s privacy. Both companies must now submit to privacy audits for the next
20 years, said the FTC. Facebook took its act of contrition serious enough to
go out and hire not one, but two (!) Privacy Officers in response to the action.
As a practitioner of the art, I take it as my responsibility to
advance and elevate the issue of privacy all day and every day as far up the
chain as I can, and provide visibility to current and pending privacy issues to
senior management and ultimately Board if and when they need it. Like so many
other topics this year that got their time in the sun (the Arab Spring, WikiLeaks,
Occupy Wall Street, to name a few) it is the right time for another, quieter,
more discreet but no less revolutionary movement: to finally bring privacy
& security from the back room to the board room.
Friday, November 4, 2011
How to improve privacy? How about we abolish it?
A true story that sets up my premise: An article in the New
York Times last week written by a man, Hasan Elahi, an Associate professor at
the University of Maryland – and an American - who was incorrectly identified
by the FBI as someone associated with terrorists sets up an interesting
discussion about the value of keeping your private information so private.
The story goes like this: while returning from trip abroad,
Mr. Elahi arrived at customs, and was asked to step aside for additional screening.
After a significant period of questioning, and unadulterated cooperation by the
author, the FBI ultimately realized their mistake. In what I interpreted as a
stick in the eye to the Man, the author soon after began a process of
documenting with photographs everyplace he had been, every meal he has eaten
every, every flight he had taken, every call he made, every store he has
visited and every purchase made there, every toilet he used to let them know
that he was not up to no good. He began by e-mailing the FBI the photos but
then set up his own web site which now ultimately houses 46,000 images of his
every movement over the past 6 months. To take it one step further, he has
included screen shots of his financial data, phone records and transportation
logs - all cross-referenced with the photos on the site so anyone can verify he
was where he said he was.
Insane? Possibly? Obsessive? Absolutely. But Elahi goes on
to say that anyone who has a social media site that they use on any regular
basis does almost the same thing willingly
every time they post an update, sends a tweet, checks in, pokes someone, etc.
whether they realize it or not.
More interestingly though, Elahi states:
“In an era in which everything is archived and
tracked, the best way to maintain privacy may be to give it up. Information
agencies operate in an industry that values data. Restricted access to
information is what makes it valuable. If I cut out the middleman and flood the
market with my information, the intelligence the F.B.I. has on me will be of no
value. Making my private information public devalues the currency of the
information the intelligence gatherers have collected.”
This is an interesting premise: data about you, the real
sensitive type, is only valuable to someone else, say, an identity thief,
because it is so private and protected – and by inference, difficult for others
to authenticate because it rarely sees the light of day. It is valuable to others,
because it is valuable to you. (How much sleep do you lose knowing your name,
address and phone number is in the yellow pages which has almost no value?)
Keeping non-public data private also prevents some legitimate
sources from, for example, reliably validating that the person trying to open a
Best Buy instant credit card and purchase a 55-inch high-def flat screen TV is
indeed you. Imagine if most of the data that you now protect so dearly (social
security number, bank account number, drivers license number) were readily
public, and easily available through a Google search. The clerk at Best Buy
would simply type in your name into a search engine and a number of sources
would corroborate (with a photo) you and all of your data. No identity thief could
then be successful without a tremendous amount of effort in trying to
impersonate you – and it wouldn’t be easy or worth it.
Thwarting the misuse of private data via identity theft may
be as easy as making (most) private data held by governmental institutions so easily
available to any one so that acquiring it means nothing since it can not be
readily misused, like it can be today. A secret is only a secret when it
remains between a minimal amount of people; when the world knows it, it becomes
as useful, and valuable as a day-old newspaper.
Now, who wants to go first?
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